if a guy said this to me i’d cry
if a girl said this to me i’d cry
if anyone said this to me i’d cry
I cry because nobody says this to me
i cry because i send this to myself
i cry because the caption
When angels deserve to die
Perfect for all occasions.
my entire life is me dropping things and whispering ‘fuck’
I swear, when I’m a dad, my wife is gonna get like 0 time with my kids. My God, I can’t wait to be a father.
I think that is the cutest thing i have ever heard a guy say
I’ve only ever seen one gif from this before! I’m so glad this turned up on my dash.
I easily fall for a guy who is like this with kids
“this leaves men confused and unable to pigeonhole you. What they are forced to do instead is… take you seriously.”
First off, you see gum on the street, leave it there. It isn’t free candy. Second, there are, like, thirty Ray’s Pizzas. They all claim to be the original. But the real one’s on 11th. And if you see a sign that says “Peep Show”, that doesn’t mean that they’re letting you look at the new toys before Christmas.